Who On Earth Put Me On A Calender?

So , going about my normal day and the door goes.
I take the post from the Mr holding it out to me and I look at the white envelope in wonder of what on earth it could be whilst I try to open it on walking in to the sitting room.

''What on earth is this?''

I simply let out an immense laughter but then holding my breath with shock once I noticed what it was , I sat down.

''My own calender featuring ,,,,,,,,,,ME!''

OMG, this has to be a laugh , I kept telling myself , then I take a quick flick through the pages and realise , no someone is most certainly having my life , my face does not even match the bodies that my head had been placed onto , it aint even my body but I wish I did have a body like that lol.

Please don't laugh , 

Ok do! 
It is hillarious now I have got over the shock of it all , here Is my calender .

Oooh look at me , I hit the Awards

Baby I 'm a rock star

Yeah baby , I will save you from the hot burning fire

One small step for man , one giant leap for mini me , get a load of my new afro lol

Yeehaw,,,,,, where's my Bullseye and Buzzlightyear

I wish lol

Bursting into song singing Grease ''I want a cool rider..''

Now I know someones taking the micky out of me

I feel like A god

More like it although the husband would never allow me in his garage (if he had one )

One sport I would actually love to do but I am actually scared of heights

Christmas kisses , well this didn't happen for sure

I found the Culprit

So I know I am not exactly the hotty of the calenders but wow what a cheery bit of post I had.
What was the strangest thing you ever received in the post and not knew it was coming?